Mom said I could

Mom said I could


If seeing this in Laravel makes you 🤮, get Sentry.


If seeing this in Laravel makes you 🤮, get Sentry.


[Suggestion] Test drive shouldnt be locked behind grenadier

A long and unfun quest line like test drive shouldnt be locked behind grenadier. Grenadier is a tedious quest and should complete itself naturally at some point and therefore shouldnt lock any other quests. I end up forcing the quest on factory every wipe, which is a playstyle i dont enjoy. Running with pocket full of grenades and shooting ppl in the legs to nade them shouldnt be a promoted playstyle.


YOOH

This guy calls me at 9 asking if nimelala and i was like noo then he said si you come at my place we go have some few shots then turudi kwa nyumba. Mind you i still live with my parents so I'd to sneak out while they were asleep and the guy sent me like 300 for my boda to rongai and he told me nikifika rongai i tell him the uber price to kahawa sukari and i did so it was like 1200 i told him and he was like sawa si i waited for confirmation message haikuji so i took a mat to town took an uber then called this guy nilipiga simu over 100 times it's ringing but he's not picking it na saa izo uber ishapita kca speed iko 120 juu it was like 12am . I've never cried like that day i called my highschool deskmate and she sent me 1000 refundable and paid the uber guy so i stood out there calling this guy na hashiki at all i regretted what made me sneak ndio nipigwe na baridi ivo nikarudi stage nikafika rongai at 3 i went to quickmart nikabuy maziwa drunk while crying. Timing ya shetani ilikua maridadi sana at 6 i went back home while sleeping this guy calls with the lamest point ati he'd been drinking all day sasa alimaliza jagermeister pekee yake akazone out he sent money and I've never talked to him. Vijana wa Nairobi wako na mambo


Honored to be the 22nd member of this group. I love making and eating Enchiladas. I am making them tonight for dinner.


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RFK Jr. says he'll fix the overdose crisis. Critics say his plan is risky


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pleass

please help my team if you play homescapes and join guys the code is 5EFKZD shoutout to you guys❤️❤️


Bert Kreischer Vs Brendan Schaub: Rap Battle


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My (30s-F) Roommate (late 20s-M) Keeps leaving poop on the toilet seat....HELP

Avid reddit user but I've never posted asking for advice before, and made a throwaway account for reasons that will become obvious. So....I ((early 30s f) moved in with my roommate (late 20s m) back in the spring of 2024. We've known each other for a couple of years and it worked out to be financially beneficial for us to move in together when his old roommate suddenly got a new job and moved out. Being friends for a while before, I didn't expect the normal roommate experience. As in, I figured we would probably be more comfortable with each other and not have to be nitpicky clean all the time. A hoodie left on a kitchen chair, a plate in the sink, none of that bothers me, its natural. The problem is that for the last couple months, when I go to use the bathroom, there have been poop smears on the toilet seat. The first couple times, I thought 'whatever, he probably didn't notice, accidents happen'. But over the past couple of months, more often than not, the streaks are there waiting for me. The weirdest part, yeah it gets weirder, is that they are always in the exact same spot. Right at the back as if he is positioning his butthole against the seat. HOW FAR BACK IS THIS MAN'S BUTTHOLE THAT THIS KEEPS HAPPENING!?!?! Are guys buttholes that much further back?? Not in my experience, so WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING?! Also, how does he not notice?! These are not tiny little marks. There are sometimes chunks of sh\*t on the seat. HELP!!! How do I bring this up?! Its getting out of control!


Hawke the scholar. The beginning of a long IR career


her lips lookin EXTRA butthole-y today


Nature porn?


Blursed tree


need a helping hand..

Anything Will help.


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back to back packs lmao

"> back to back packs lmao


Get help matching with trusted freelancers on Upwork with the skills needed to tackle top projects.


Get help matching with trusted freelancers on Upwork with the skills needed to tackle top projects.


Fear of Not Knowing is Crippling me

I have been practicing for about three years now and moved from ID to employment law about a year ago. Most of my cases were Prelit for the last year and have now gone into litigation. I feel like I have lost the little knowledge I had of litigation over the past year which has severely shaken my confidence. Not to mention that employment law is an entirely new area of law for me. I recently had a hearing on a motion to compel arbitration and the judge and OC were making great points I had not thought of / asking me questions I didn’t have the answers to because I had not yet heard or come across the issues they were raising. Usually, I’m able to separate the job from emotion, but I really felt distraught after the hearing. I just feel like I’m constantly faced with things I don’t know and I also feel like practicing you live on a solo island. While it’s nice that I work at a bigger firm and there are people to talk to, I do handle all my own cases. Sometimes it’s hard not to feel like people who are great attorneys weren’t born great, ready to tackle any argument that came their way- even if they’ve never heard of the issue before. I’m hoping some of the more seasoned attorneys can provide some support regarding their own journey and how this industry is very much a learning by doing business. I’m just scared for some reason to keep getting knocked down. This is especially apparent during depositions where people throw so much nonsense around it’s hard for me to stick to what I know is correct procedurally. Also- could anyone give me some insight on how you stay up to date with new laws/ codes. There is just such an infinite amount of information i just constantly feel discombobulated.


Algorithm study 90% accurate predicting bowel cancer


What is this place on Hobson St with the statues?

I go past it virtually everyday, yet I’ve never seen it open or with people inside?? What’s the go - just out of pure curiosity! Haha

"> I go past it virtually everyday, yet I’ve never seen it open or with people inside?? What’s the go - just out of pure curiosity! Haha


How does the US-NL tax treaty work for capital gains?

I am a US citizen with NL residence not subject to the 30% ruling. I have been paying box 3 taxes on stock in an investment account. When I sell that stock for a profit, there is no NL tax on the realized prpfot, but am I supposed to also pay the US capital gains tax? Is this situation covered by the US-NL tax treaty (as this seems like its double taxation)? I know this is hyper specific, and would happily welcome suggestions regarding who could answer this question. I've been unable to find tax advisors that are qualified to answer for how the taxes in the two countries interact. Thank you.


Individuals who are sensitive to experiences like sleep paralysis and out-of-body experiences (OBEs) may be more capable of successfully engaging in CE5 (Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind) or summoning UFOs through psychic abilities. Here's why:

1. Increased Sensitivity to Altered States of Consciousness Sleep paralysis, OBEs, and CE5 all involve altered states of consciousness, where the mind is in a heightened state of awareness beyond ordinary perception. People who naturally experience sleep paralysis often enter hypnagogic and hypnopompic states more easily—these are states between wakefulness and sleep, which many claim are optimal for contacting non-human intelligence (NHI). 2. Psychic Sensitivity and the Pineal Gland Some researchers and experiencers believe the pineal gland (often called the "third eye") plays a role in both OBEs and CE5 contact. Those who have had profound spiritual or near-death experiences report increased intuition and sensitivity to non-physical realities, which aligns with CE5 practices that rely on intention and consciousness projection. 3. CE5 and Non-Local Consciousness CE5 involves non-local consciousness, meaning your mind is not confined to your body—it extends into a larger network of intelligence. Those who have had OBEs or lucid dreams already demonstrate an ability to separate their consciousness from their body, which may give them an advantage in CE5 meditations. 4. Sleep Paralysis and Entity Encounters Many people who experience sleep paralysis report encounters with shadow beings, glowing orbs, or telepathic presences. If these beings are interdimensional or extraterrestrial in nature, then those experiencing sleep paralysis may already have an open channel of communication with non-human intelligences, making CE5 easier. 5. Meditation, Vibrational States, and CE5 CE5 protocols emphasize raising one's vibrational frequency through meditation. Those who have had OBEs often report sensations of vibrations, buzzing, or energy shifts, which may be similar to the shifts experienced when making contact through CE5. If you've ever experienced the "vibrational stage" before an OBE, you may find it easier to enter the high-frequency state needed for CE5 contact. How to attempt CE5: # Step 1: Preparation Before you begin, make sure you’re in the right physical and mental state. # 1. Choose the Right Time & Place * **Best time:** Between **10 PM and 4 AM**, when there is less interference from human activity. * **Best location:** A quiet, dark area—preferably outdoors away from city lights. * **Comfortable position:** Sit or lay in a **recliner** or on the ground where you won’t be disturbed. # 2. Set Your Intention * Clearly state in your mind what you wish to achieve. For example:"I am ready to connect with non-human intelligence in peace and curiosity." * Use **positive emotions** like gratitude and openness. # 3. Use a CE5 Meditation Track (Optional) * Dr. Steven Greer’s **CE5 Contact App** has guided meditations. * Alternatively, play **432 Hz or 963 Hz frequency** music to help induce an altered state. # Step 2: Entering the CE5 State Since you’ve had **OBEs and sleep paralysis**, you might find it easier to enter a **deep meditative state**. # 1. Inducing an Altered State * **Breathe deeply**: Inhale for **4 seconds**, hold for **4 seconds**, exhale for **4 seconds**. * **Focus on your third eye**: Imagine a light expanding from the center of your forehead. * **Use visualization**: Picture yourself **floating out of your body** or projecting your consciousness into the sky. # 2. Sending Out a “Call” * Imagine your **mind expanding outward** like a signal being broadcast into space. * Send out **telepathic messages** of peace, curiosity, and openness. * You can mentally or verbally say:"To any beings of light, I invite you to show yourselves in a way that is safe and clear." # 3. Using Emotion as a Signal * **Love, awe, and excitement** amplify your signal. * Imagine the **feeling of seeing a UFO**, the **joy of connection**, and hold onto that energy. # Step 3: Observing for Contact Now it’s time to see if anything unusual happens. # 1. Watch for These Signs: * **Orbs of light** appearing or moving strangely. * **Flashing or pulsing lights** in the sky responding to your thoughts. * **Triangular or cigar-shaped crafts**. * **Feeling a presence** or a sudden deep knowing. * **Unusual sounds** (humming, buzzing, or high-pitched tones). # 2. If Contact Happens: * Stay **calm and grateful**. * Observe carefully, and **mentally ask** for further confirmation (e.g., "Can you blink twice?"). * Avoid **fearful thoughts**, as they can close off the connection. # Step 4: Document Your Experience After the session, immediately **write down or record**: * What you saw or felt. * Any emotions or messages received. * Any synchronicities (e.g., strange dreams later, odd electronics glitches, etc.). # Step 5: Repeat & Refine CE5 is like training a muscle—the more you practice, the better your results. Try: * Different locations and times. * Different emotions (e.g., deep love vs. pure curiosity). * Meditating longer before initiating contact.


Bad day for the jeep guys


So this happened today

Everyone is ok thankfully


Everyday I wake up and pray for a Sabrina feature on Bully

Ye if you’re seeing this plz follow through. Sabrina can be your new 070. Just give her a verse on some heartfelt shit like a Husband pt. 2 kinda thing and it would smack. Just do it please please please (ha)

"> Ye if you’re seeing this plz follow through. Sabrina can be your new 070. Just give her a verse on some heartfelt shit like a Husband pt. 2 kinda thing and it would smack. Just do it please please please (ha)


I think Vettel is trying to come back to F1


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